Thursday, October 27, 2005

Christian pick up lines

After reading Nato's post mentioning his use of the -without a doubt - worst Christian pick up line "What would you say if I told you God told me to marry you." I thought I would pull out this list that I got in an email ages ago.
In no particualar order:

* God told me to come and talk to you.
* Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
* Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
* Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
* The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed thehungry." How about dinner?
* If you held 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things God made.
* You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
* Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
* My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
* Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
* I didn't believe in angels until I met you.
* Nice Bible.
* (at church) So do you come here often?

Audio Description

I saw an interesting thing on the news; apparently they have “audio descriptions” for the blind on movies. Basically they explain the characters movements, appearance and the setting etc. I just thought of some really interesting movie moments on audio description.

Steve’s top ten Audio Description moments:

10. “C3PO is a large golden robot that moves like he is a male model in a chaffing suit.” (A New Hope)

9. “Zoolander’s “magnum” looks like he has swallowed a large pickled onion.” (Zoolander)

8. “Ja-Ja Bings is a large lizard with a duck bill and ears like a blood hound and a Rastafarian accent. It doesn't look any better than it sounds.” (Episode One)

7. “Neo is surrounded by Smiths he swings on a pole and kicks many of them but there are more to replace those he has kicked.” (Matrix Reloaded)

6. “Frank is a giant bunny rabbit.” (Donnie Darko)

5. “The inside out pig lizard looks like an outtake from CSI.” (Galaxy Quest)

4. “The WWII Airplane has a grappling hook attached to the tail fin.” (Sky Captain of the Day of Tomorrow)

3. “Arwyn is not even a main character but she is in the movie because we need a token female character.” (The Two Towers).

2. “They are hitting the zombie in time to the music, while another character flicks the lights on and off. There are zombies outside the window rocking back and forth with their arms hanging limply.” (Shawn of the Dead)

1. “Uncle Rico picks up a piece of steak and throws it at Napoleon, hitting him in the head as he rides Pedro’s bike.” (Napoleon Dynamite)

I guess there is no alternative to actually being able to watch the movies.

Dumbness

Huh, I’m dumb, or at least I had a dumb moment. I came home from Drugarm last Saturday at 1am. I went to the loo and I heard a beeping sound. I had no idea what it was so I started looking around the house for the infernal beeping. I looked in the kitchen, the bathroom, my room, my sister’s room, both toilets, the hallway I even checked the garage. Everywhere I went I could hear the beeping. I even got a torch and checked all around the house. It was softer outside. I checked the attic. After about 45 minutes of looking for the beeping I sat down on my bed and figured I would try to ignore it and go to bed. I took my keys out of my pocket, my wallet, and my cell phone……And of course it was beeping.
Man I’m dumb and that was before Shell stole my Grant. I better explain who Grant is, you know how you “lose your train of thought” well I figured that I kept losing my train of thought because my train of thought driver is so useless. My train of thought driver’s name is Grant but Shell stole him and took him to Australia and now he is failing her…HUH…nice one Grant. Anyway I need a new driver……..

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

A Fine Knock

*Steve raises his bat and salutes the crowd* - thats a fine knock he has battled his way through to 50 posts. It has been a gutsy knocks that was slow at times but he stuck in there and now it has paid off. The question on everyones lips is can he go one from here?

Monday, October 17, 2005

Advice

Hey all, the youth pastor at my church has asked me to help out with giving advice to Year 11-13 (Form 5-7) students sitting exams soon. Is anybody available that can help next Wednesday evening? preferably with experience of studying for Maths and Science type exams, because I haven’t done one for 7 years!!
There will be about 20 young people and they are all pretty good and you shouldn't have any problems.
Also if you have any helpful advice on studying and taking notes writing essays etc. that I could pass on, can you post some comments thanks.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Crash Part 2: Sterotypes, Labels and First Impressions

DISCLAIMER: I am not encouraging the assumptions I confer in this post, I am simply identifying the fact that we (including myself) make them.

Identity creation for a society is as much to do with identifying what we are not as identifying what we are. The part of my identity that classifies me as a Christian also classifies me as not a Muslim. This identifying the “other” - those things that we are not and are therefore different – is a very important part of community identity. We identify the “other” by establishing stereotypes to help us understand what we expect form the “other” person. This is not new; society has always been a diverse collection of people with connections with people from “outside” the society. But this is much more prevalent now.

If you were living 300 years ago in Mother England you wouldn’t come into contact with the kind of people traditionally thought of as “other”, now England is one of the most diverse (culturally, ethnically and religiously) places on earth.

I think a result of this has been the fact that stereotypes and labels dominate our relationships. As soon as we meet someone we have made judgments and attached “labels” to them. By looking at someone’s physical appearance we can and do make judgments about their gender, ethnicity, age, religion, sexual orientation and member ship of a sub-cultural group.
If we see a girl with a long black dress, died black hair, black nail polish, black lipstick and a Pentagon medallion we make certain assumptions about her behavior, her religion and her worldview.
When the person opens their mouth this deepens the contact and we can establish competency with the English language and therefore education, accent and therefore ethnic, regional or class background.
This label creating carries itself over to cocktail conversation or small talk.
The normal questions go something like this:

1) “What is your name?” This can tell us ethnicity, religion and class background. We have names that we associate with a particular group ie Jamal is normally associated with African Americans, Mohammad with Muslims, and Rupert Theodore III with Upper class Europeans.

2) “What do you do?” What is your job? Are you studying? Etc.
This question helps us to establish class background, economic status and in some case we make assumptions about behavior and personality.

3) “So what are you studying?” As students (or former students) we have assumptions we make about behavior and personality based on the major you choose.

4) As Christians our cocktail conversation extends even further and we make further assumptions through the question “Ah you’re a Christian where do you go to Church?” We then can establish labels and stereotypes based on the answer to this all-important question “Oh, you’re an Anglican, say no more.”

5) “What you haven’t seen Napoleon Dynamite?” oh sorry this is not really an important question, but we can make assumptions based on the answer. :)


Stereotypes are an inevitable by product of diversity; ever since Adam noticed that Eve was different he started to form assumptions (as did she) in his mind regarding the implications of this observed difference.

Stereotypes are inevitable but that does not mean they are always positive as is plainly obvious from Brotown. The lack of brown faces on T.V led to a show which reinforced the stereotypes people already had and meant that sure there was brown face on T.V but are they positive role models? Even if they are real funny ouh.
The Simpsons, would never have got past its first season if it wasn’t for the stereotypes it reinforces ie the capitalist, the mindless lackey, the brat, the fat slob, the fundy Christian, the ethnic diary owner etc.

Stereotypes can cause laughter (sometimes as in the case of Crash uncomfortable laughter) but they are also negative. A real life example one of my friends at school had parents who were from Singapore so she was “Asian” despite the fact she had lived in New Zealand all her life and didn’t speak any Asian languages (that is right plural there is more than Asian language). During the 1990’s in ethnically accepting New Zealand (sic) people often talked to her slowly the first time they meet her assuming she was unable to speak English. In the 1990’s in New Zealand (and still true today in some parts of Southland) Asian = Japanese.
In the movie Crash the line that best demonstrates this is “My mother was from Costa Rica, my father from Puerto Rico, neither one of which is Mexico.” Based on the assumption that Spanish speaking = Mexican.
If stereotypes weren’t true the following labeling of myself as a (in no particular order) twenty-something, white, Anglo-Saxon, male, single, heterosexual, middleclass, politically conservative, evangelical, pentecostal, Christian, New Zealander would be completely meaningless however you can (and do) make many right and wrong assumption about my behavior and personality based on these assumptions.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Crash Part 1: Fragmented Relationsships.

I went to Crash (the movie) with a few people last night. I, like Christina, really enjoyed it. I can recommend it too any one. You got attached to the characters easily even though there was so many and you didn’t know the names of most of them (I wonder if that was intentional). After a while you realized that every one of the characters was making preconceived judgments about others. It seemed funny at first. Then you realize that camera is turned on you and you make the same judgments as the characters and you feel uncomfortable and guilty.

I can’t avoid looking at things from Sociological point of view so I had some thoughts that related to the movie. I will divide them into three posts. These are just my thoughts with no research.

One of the characters in the movie noted that in urban environments humans seem to lack meaningful contact with each so we seem to be drawn to “crash” into each other. Sort of like short episodes of dramatic intense emotional interaction with each other.
Most sociologists would agree that urbanization in the last couple of hundred years has resulted in a fragmentation of relationships.

1) The number of people confined in a limited space means that you cant have meaningful relationships with everybody you interact with.

2) Because so many people are in a small area this raises many problems, one of them being the fear of the unknown or “the other”. This xenophobia is particularly prevalent in multicultural cities like L.A, Auckland and to a lesser extent Christchurch.

3) There are time restrictions placed on us by society and ourselves and a lot of people are too busy to develop meaningful relationships even with their spouses and children.

4) Because so many modern relationships are economically based they often don’t get particularly deep or meaningful.


These four things (number of people, fear, time and economics) mean that most relationships in urban areas are by nature fleeting, shallow and fragmented and it does seem that we are floating in a vacuum.
Even some of the relationships with people we interact with on a regular basis (or are related to ) are uncomfortably hollow.
We might know a collection of information about the person but do we really know them?
This creates strange situations were you meet someone for a short period of time and interact in a fairly meaningful way at the end you say “see you later” when you are quite aware that you probably never will. (This often happens at Christian camps, or music festivals!)

Lots of different sociologists would have varied ideas about it. Berger would say it was a result of disintegration of the “sacred canopy” (worth a post in it self at a latter date), Durkheim would say it was a result of increased bureaucracy and Marx would mumble about class conflict.The next post will be on stereotypes, labels and first impressions.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Fame

My friend has just loaned me a book Fame in the 20th Century by Clive James, it as a gem of literary wit, with such majestic lines as:

Arnie described as looking like a “rubber life raft which has been randomly tied up with string before being suddenly inflated and dipped in liquid bronze.”

And “As the slaughter (World War I) commenced, the news was dominated by nineteenth-century-style moustaches. Behind them were men in charge, but you could hardly see them….Kaiser Wilhelm was the chief German Moustache….Britain’s Prime Ministerial moustache was Loyd George.

“(Rudolph) Valentino was equipped with a smoldering glance that could reach all the way to the cheap seat and scorch the spit curl on a flapper’s forehead to a frazzled pretzel.”

Monday, October 03, 2005

The Big Questions

Sometimes it is good when people ask you the big questions, this happened to me on Saturday night at Drug-arm. Talking to a group of young people (about 13-15) in town they had some interesting questions.
Why do you believe in God when you can’t see him?
Why can’t God accept me they way I’m?
Why does God put limits on our (sexual) identity?
Why did God let my father die? and what did I do to deserve it?
Why did God make people gay?
So Jesus is his own father? (After trying to explain the trinity)
So God and Jesus are in a rock band called The Egg? (More confusion over analogies for the trinity)
So was Jesus a bass guitarist? (Still more confusion)
Why is there so much suffering if God loves us?
What did the starving African children do to deserve suffering?
Why did God make mental illness?
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything it? (oh wait I know the answer to this one 7x6)

I learnt that I don’t have easy answers to these questions, but I was able to pray with a few of them.
P.S. So long and thanks for all the fish.